Ship Catalog
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Free - Mk 1 CASKET

Originally called the Search And Retrieval Device for INterning Employees, it was later renamed to the Contained Active Service Killer Escort Tool, firstly because our active service personnel kept insisting we were sending them into combat pre-packaged in coffins, and secondly because SARDINE doesn't really make all that much sense. Comes preinstalled with 2 robotic arms with pincers and 2 weapon mounts (upgradeable to 4).

2000 creds - MADCAP Space Fighter

Not only an acronym, the MADCAP quite lives up to its name, and any pilots that end up choosing it are often more than a little madcap themselves. Stripped down to the barest essentials, this ship's incredibly light weight lets it excel in space combat and dodging, but has little functionality elsewhere. High degree of mobility requires a good pilot in order to keep it under control; the slightest flick of the controls will send this baby spinning.

4000 creds - Mk 1B Luxury CASKET

Want to make a statement? This is the Rolls-Royce of CASKETs. Soft, expensive leather seat (yes, the real stuff, imported directly from Earth), extra cupholders, second seat, lots of extra room, cockpit AI and some extra-powered engines make for a really sweet ride. While everyone will probably assume you think you're better than them, and that's probably true! But you'll have the flashiest ride regardless - for you, and a minion of your choice. We even removed the robotic arm mounts for you so you can still get through those peskily tight spaces.

4500 creds - Mk II CASKET

That's right, folks – this is an improved version of your standard issue coffin. Generally streamlined to be less bulky, it also includes several systems to drastically increase the survivability of the user. Using both our FirmaFoam and Cockpod systems, the Mk II casket is designed to make sure you live to get the hell out of Dodge, at any cost. If you fly into a star, though… we'll consider that intentional suicide.

5000 creds - COFFIN Aerial Fighter

You wanted something better than a CASKET, and as always, Tartarus delivers! Where the CASKET looked ugly, the COFFIN looks sleek and streamlined. Designed for use in-atmosphere, it has only half the auxiliary hardpoints and only half the engines, but guess what - it has wings! With its high anhedral wings, retractable robotic arms, and two interior cargo pods, this thing is guaranteed to be expensive as all hell or your money back. It even has a special layer of external shielding that only covers the bottom of the ship! Perfect for a bombing run, although the original model didn't fly in space. We've since fixed this problem, but we still haven't fixed you.

6500 creds - GREASE Support Vessel

If you're hoping to earn creds being a mechanic, medic or scientist, you need this ship. This vehicle gives you two additional robotic arms and two extra auxiliary mounts right from the start. You also get an enhanced spectrum cam and a sweet AI with the personality of your choice. It does, however, only have two engines - but they're each twice as powerful as ordinary ones.

7000 creds - Drop-Pod Carrier

I'm sure you guys wished you could abandon those cheap hunks of scrap and just blast onto the surface paratrooper-style in special drop pods, right? No? Tough luck for you, then. Sometimes an immediate ground presence is beneficial. The Droppod Ship is pretty simple in its functionality and design: it has an autopilot, droppods for each person in a five-member squad, and carries your ships, too. You just tell the autopilot where to go, it drops you off and floats around out of sight. You smash into the ground inside controlled-grav pods, and burst out with guns blazing. I'm sure even idiots like you could figure it out. Later, if you're standing somewhere open and flat, the Droppod Ship can land and pick you up, or remote-pilot your ships to you.

7500 creds - STITCH Gunship

Guns. Some humans love them more than they love themselves. You're one of those humans. This model's aft is ever-so-slightly wider than the standard CASKET's, and for good reason. Instead of a maximum of four slots, you get a maximum of six, with four regular weapon mounts pre-installed, so you can move all your old weapons right over. Not only that, but you get a Targeting Holocomputer too. You want to blow something up? Terrorize your teammates? Be a huge hit at conservative parties? This is how you do it in style.

10000 creds - VITAL Dropship

Everybody keeps asking if this is for real. My answer: Hell yes. Purchasing this will replace your standard CASKET with a lower-quality model of the standard Tartarus Inc. Dropship, the ultimate in CASKET transportation. Capable of carrying up to four CASKETs instead of the standard 5, the front is replaced with a ramming tip capable of penetrating most ship hulls. Easy to dock with and adds shielded protection for any CASKETs aboard, though it won't protect you from high-powered beams or point-blank nukes. Although this model doesn't have warp coils, though, so don't expect to use it to escape. It's also difficult to maneuver in tight spaces, so keep that in mind.

10000 creds - Mk III CASKET

Take a Mk II CASKET, equip it with Enhanced Mounting Systems and a Blink Teleporter, and you have the Mk3 CASKET. The pinnacle of traditional ship design, it grants the user enhanced weapons capabilities, speed and durability, and allows them to flash around the battlefield like a Gandalf/Loki cross. Also includes a number of interesting "secret" prototypical features that you might discover if you're intuitive enough, and a helpful AI that doesn't know about them.

13000 creds - SISTA Destroyer

Affectionately called the "Big Sister", the SISTA is effectively a CASKET transformed for additional assault capabilities. Coming pre-equipped with a Blink Teleporter, advanced armor and even its own personal shield, the SISTA is nothing less than an agile flying tank. Ever thought about teleporting into an enemy base, ramming stuff until everything is either begging for mercy or dead, and then flying away unharmed? Sound like your kind of fun? Now it can be. Doesn't make you entirely untouchable, but it comes damn close.